So here I am sitted in a mat next to the window when this jamaa/baba comes and sits next to me. The guy then decides that I dont seem to be needing the space and sits like he is a Hindu guru or monk in meditation.We believe that you are as flexible as you think,no doubt,but you dont need to display your flexibility in a public service vehicle,there are rooms/sports you know,yoga, taekwondo, kung fu last but not least............wait for it..............wait for it...............ngoja kidogo tena............. kidogo tu...................... drumrolls please.......................THE BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet you didn't expect that and gentlemen using such skills in this area may proof to be quite advantageous if u get the drift *wink* wink*(We know that such actions may happen in other rooms and areas kama gari but bedroom is most important).
So back to the matter in hand the guy sitted next to me with his legs all over the place. I decided to get some expert advice on the matter and who better to ask but the guys themselves. This is the best answer I got ni maumbile yetu. Maumbile yetu my foot, seriously ur maumbile ain't that big,according to international standards it aint big my brothers,it aint. I don't know if it is flossing u r trying but it is not working on your favour or should I say we are too squeezed to the window to notice.So the guy is not "big" and he doesn't have long legs but due to the "stupid behaviour" he must extend his God given lower walking structures to my side bila any problem.
So lets not only complain but also render solutions. Let us first start with the guys who just cant help the fact that they are tall. Ok dude y do u want 2 squash yourself, do like this time a mat, be the last person to enter then u know that seat ya kato at the back, ni yako ama you book that kato seat in all the mats .If it is inevitable and you just have to sit in the kawaida seat,please sit diagonally to the perpendicularity of the seat you are sitting in .............for a person of non-jaka descent or if you dnt get PLO Lumumba KAA MIGUU IKIFACE ISLE.
To those with the horizontal extensions (refer to KITAMBI aka one pack aka pot aka pot belly aka katumbo) we understand that your legs dont have the capacity/strength to support your belly when you sit. Here are a few options to help solve your issue. One panda a nissan( that is kama utatoshea) then sit at the seat that is on it's own behind the conductor.Or better yet sit hapo mbele na driver. Ama lipia viti mbili. Better yet the effort in terms of money and time to get that kitambi of yours ungebuy gari instead and better yet a custom made car like a suit which can accomodate your special needs.
We all need some space especially your own personal space so don't come and invade mine when I'm perfectly enjoying it by you and your legs coming all up in it.
We not hating,we just speaking the truth,telling it as it is,Harsh Realityz.
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