Skinny Jeans AKA Epdermis AKA Garment meant for specific bodies

Skinnys,tights,pipes regardless of the name the epidermis clad has taken over. To add insult to injury jamaas have started wearing them. For all intensive purposes we will refer intercahngably to this crazy fashion phase as "epidermis".

Lets logically reason this whole thing,skinny jeans are virtually meant for the skinny people. But as usual only in Kenya will you find a mama as old as your mum all "glamed" up in skinny jeans,a chq as big as ........................(you know what i mean) working the pavement like a diva in the epidermis . And the "ice-cream cone effect" comes into being.The whole senario of seeing the mamas/chqs body have tremors/earthquakes/vibrations that could easily be mistaken for seismic activity by any geological department usually causes all manner of discomfort.
Epidermis was made to make virtually "assetless" chqs have "assets". Just coz you saw some chiq pull the look off,doesnt mean that you can especially if you have been "blessed"(or is it "burdened " ) in some areas. To rub it more in the thing aint even covering you ass-ets completly. Unfotunately nobody paid for such a display of "art" but there it is all for free,and there she goes head held high,full confidence mode "yeah you all better check me out " in her head.Bet she be struting her stuff to Cecile's song Hot Like We.

 

And now to the fellaz. Well I insist it was made for SKINNY guys na ndiye huyo Msechu nayo and Steve,DISASTER. And they dancced, I waited for the thing to rip somewhere. Si makosa yao,blame the one who dressed them. Epidermis is a health hazard to guys but who cares they have to show they have some or a little "junk in the trunk". Some even have more of it than the chqs.  

But  these fat jamaas are not alone in creating horror flicks on the street. Here comes the skinny guy,looks like the jeans is at his knees ready to drop n skip the preveiw upate the whole show. "Come on its the swag" mmmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmmm swag my foot. I SEE HIS UNDERWEAR (dont know if its boxers or whatever).Who wants to see your breifs or even the colour or make if its cowboy. Come on dudes!!!!!!!!!!! If Lil wayne pulled it off he has enough fame and fortune to do it.

Im not hating ,I'm just saying as it is. Harsh realityz