KITAMBI aka one pack aka pot aka pot belly aka katumbo

Definition
Gut,beer belly,pot,corporation,spread,spare tyre,this is true.

Now my dear brothers and sisters mwili ni mwili but ni lazima uitunze.
To my brothers lets be real would you like your "wifey" to have a kitambe with the accomodating "love-handles". So why would you offer that to her? Whoever declared that kitambi is hott/sexy/desired must have been a fat jamaa looking for self-esteem in self-gratification coz his ego was too wounded.

So the girl is as skinny as hell like a walking tie if you know what i mean. Then the guy she's with looks like he took blueband and elianto for the past 6 years,actually he looks like he's about 5 months pregnant with triplets. Like one is about to pop out at any minute,does this chiq like him for the body really????????REALLY????????????? They say love is blind,this one is probably sees perpetual darkness. Im not hating its just how it is. But big bodies aint bad,but summo wrestler bodies are a bloody hell no.
Funny thing is once the money rolls in the guy has a transission.

Then theres the one pack for alcohol combined with nyamchom. This one just kills it coz all guys who have this one are quite proud of it. Si you know they have to rub it saana.

It not sexy. Its really not hott. Na si afya,its the lack of health that you have.

Worse of a song was made for it and a dance created for it. KATUMBO DANCE,people in search for something more than self-esteem. Im sure in the "vitambi creation" joints this song has hit.

My dear sisters, clearly due to the male species primitive trigger of attraction being sight,seeing what you see you like,you want clearly seeing your mega big belly aint so............nice. At times i mistake that the chq/mama is pregnant and i know im not alone. Looks can be decieving coz she looks like she's 4 months pregnant but the movement of the abdomen clearly shows hana kitu hapo.
So you should be proud of your body,that doesnt mean you should emphasise the existence of you "large areas" by wearing that tight clad that you asked your skinny roomate,sister,cousin,friend or mum. And half of it is out like a phone on display.Someone can count the number of flabs you have,dont lie to yourself,si moja ni tatu.

You can wear something without looking like a wanna-be walking tie,(refer to the description above). Funny thing is the major excuse is that "its how my body is" I dont think if them days of walking naked anyone would be as heavy as these days. And you wonder why people have clandes.

Im not hating. Im just saying as it is.Harsh realityz